[Bykerbrad63]

A seal walks into a club...

...and?

 

[kerad11]

!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@# you club baby seals.

Think for a moment.

 

[romemachine]

hahahahahahaha. i get it. i get it.

 

[grape808]

Why doesn't Mexico have any Olympians?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in California

 

[grape808]

How can you tell A Mexican thinks he's in Vegas?

He keeps putting quarters in a parking meter

How can you tell a black man thinks he's in Vegas?

He's standing behind the Mexican waiting

 

[kerad11]

:lol: phil

How do you know your girlfriend is really hot?
When you put your hand in her panties and it feels like you're feeding a horse.

 

[kerad11]

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would I have?
Two feet of my cock in your ass.

 

[kerad11]

What do you call the sweat on your body after you've screwed your own sister?
Relative humidity.

 

[kerad11]

What's the difference between exotic and psychotic?
Exotic is wearing a French tickler, psychotic is wearing French toast.

 

[kerad11]

Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly?
They're going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it.

 

[kerad11]

How do you prevent homos from getting AIDS?
Tell 'em to sit down and keep their mouth shut.

 

[kerad11]

The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

 

[kerad11]

If you work in an office with chuck norris, you dont ask him for his three hole punch.

 

[kerad11]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:


Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.

 

[kerad11]

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

 

[kerad11]

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

[kerad11]

Yo' momma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed!

 

[romemachine]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[kerad11]

My hands are bleeding from doing so much laundry.

Its really messy.

 

[romemachine]

how do you tell when a black woman is pregnant?
you pull her tampon and all the cottons been picked.